Long time no post! And god I wish I could drink right now…

I haven’t updated in… god, months. I suck.

… and now I’m over it. So there.

I’m pouring the boob juice down Mari’s throat still — and will be for the foreseeable future, I hope (yay! free food!) — so that happy vodka tonic is a no-no right now. But I could really use it. Not because I want a crutch, but because I want a fucking vacation. A little mellow time to stop and collect myself instead of running headlong into each day with the Klingon war cry in my head, “It’s a good day to die!” Also? Star Trek: The Next Generation was pure awesome. Hands down the best in the entire franchise. Those who disagree — especially you “original series” Trekkies, can kiss my lily white — Ahem. Excuse my nerdy lapse. Moving on!

Why do I need a vacation, you ask? Ever taken care of three kids under 5? Yeeeeah, that pretty much says it all. Why go into the gory details? No one likes a complainer. Well, okay, let me just say two things: potty training sucks ass, and infant reflux sucks harder. ‘Nuff said.

On a different, though not much happier note, I’ve got a serious depression kicking me in the nads. Well, it would if I had nads. May is a bad, bad month. My late mother’s birthday was the 2nd, mother’s day is the 9th, and the anniversary of her death is the 11th. Can we skip May? Fo’ realz? I like June… my birthday’s in June. June is a good month. Anyone got a time-fast-forwardy thing? I’ll totally make out with you and do unspeakable things to you (for you?) if you just hop me right over this shit. Get back to me on that.

Now the happy stuff! One of my best friends (no, I will NOT say BFF, mostly because the trendy ninth-grader vibes would scar my vocal chords for all time… wait, fingertips? shit!) is preggo, the other best friend is graduating college (yay!), and I am all about the weight losin’. Most people hate diets with a vengeance. Me? I just want a sexy fucking body to rock out with. I’m in my prime, people. I want a little sexy in my life! Thus, diet = good thing. Now if only cheesecake would stop being so damned yummy… Mmmm, cheesecake…

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2 Responses to “Long time no post! And god I wish I could drink right now…”

  1. I feel you! I have 2 little ones a 9 month old and a 26 month old…my best friend has 3 in less than 3 years-the oldest just turned 3 a few days ago…her middle child is 21 months now, and the baby is 3 months…it gets crazy there but you just have to make sure you get out and have a break as much as you can! 🙂

    • Amen to the breaks! I just got out tonight to a mom’s group, and thank sweet baby jeebus, they had nursery care. So I got a totally baby-free (minus one short nursing session) three hours. Woot!

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